REALLY? Meet The “50 Shades Of Grey” Teddy Bear


REALLY? Meet The “50 Shades Of Grey” Teddy Bear

I swear I can hear the clip-clopping of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.


Vermont Teddy Bears are known for their relentless cuteness and excessive accessories. Like the “Sweety-Footie” Bear…

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Or, you can pick up the “I Luv Bacon” Bear for your pork-loving spouse…

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Oh, look! It’s the adorable little Prince Charming Bear!

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Yeah. And then there’s the “50 Shades Of Grey” Bear. I’m not making this up. Let’s read the product description, shall we?

50 shades of grey teddy bear description twitter


15″ Fifty Shades of Grey® Bear

If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day, skip the roses and send the limited-edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear. Inspired by the best-selling book, the adult gift is specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie. He features smoldering eyes, a suit and satin tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. Handmade in Vermont, USA using the silkiest fur we can get our paws on; smooth, faux-suede details and 100% recycled stuffing. Guaranteed for life.

And here’s my favorite part: 
SAFETY WARNING: Contains small parts. Not suitable for children.
I’ve been laughing so hard that I might have actually severed my kidney. Happy Valentine’s Day. And I mean that in the weirdest way.

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